earthdad:

wroxs:

earthdad:

my body may be at work right but my soul is stuck in the Wii Sports universe

which sport 

bowling

brujoria:

indignantkurd:

nudewaldo:

biculturalist:

indignantkurd:

“Just divorced the son of a bitch” oh my god

Power

Is that an accurate translation?

Actually, a better translation would be “just divorced the son of a dog” (supposed to be an insult towards the guy and his father) lmao but yes it’s accurate.

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squid-sisters:

crunch crunch munch munch

maskedlink:

HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

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penis-hilton:

officialkingofconeyisland:

How Lemonade should have ended

you want ramen noodles and a mattress on the floor MMMM E S S Y A S S

slamdunkthefunk:

This is surreal